THINGS THAT ARE OVERRATED

An ongoing list.
  1. Engagement rings
  2. Down comforters
    Too hot! Give me a soft, synthetic blanket from Target any day of the week.
  3. Andy Warhol
  4. Fancy/expensive cars
  5. Steve Jobs
    Did he cure a disease? Pioneer a new age of space travel? Invent viable renewable energy technology? Save lives? No? Then what's all the insane fuss about?
  6. Non-chocolate candy
  7. James Bond Spectre
    Gaptoothed storytelling. Unbelievable love story. Lame supervillian with dubious motives.
  8. Marcel Proust
    Snooze
  9. Big New Years Eve parties
  10. Pumpkin spice lattes
    Gross