BOOKS I COULD WRITE

I don't know a lot about a lot, but I think I know enough about these things to teach others...
  1. A Primer on 1990s NBC Shows
  2. Achieving Results through Passive Aggression: A Memoir
  3. The Long Con: How to Fake Mono So You Can Watch the Winter Olympics
  4. The People and Places of Stars Hollow
  5. Sneaking Alcohol into Stadiums and Festivals: A Collection of Essays
  6. What Liz Lemon's Relationships Can Teach All Women
  7. Celebrating the Women of SNL
  8. A Comprehensive Guide to the Dropped Storylines of "Lost"
  9. How to Write a Series Finale that Will Satisfy Your Fans
  10. Men You Should Avoid Making Out With, Based on One Woman's Struggles