THINGS I FREQUENTLY TALK ABOUT BUT (ALMOST) NEVER DO

  1. Getting a haircut
  2. Yelling at line-cutters
  3. Going to sleep before 2am
  4. Blogging
  5. Going to California
  6. Unfriending people on Facebook
  7. Wearing trendy clothes
  8. Charging my phone fully before going out
  9. Going for an run right after *this* episode is over