THREE-FOURTHS EGOTS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I WANT THEM TO MAKE IT

"That's a good goal for a talented crazy person." (PS I want ALL of them to EGOT. Who doesn't love an EGOT???)
  1. 1.
    Audra McDonald
    Has won 6 Tonys, more than any other actor, and has her Grammy and an Emmy. GIVE HER ALL THE AWARDS, SHE DESERVES ALL OF THEM.
  2. 2.
    Lin-Manuel Miranda
    Just needs an Oscar. I feel confident that we will all witness his EGOT in due time. A genius. (That's actually for real, too, because he won a MacArthur "Genius" grant this year and I haven't checked that but pretty sure no one else on this list has done that so YEAH).
  3. 3.
    Lily Tomlin
    Needs an Oscar (SOMEBODY GIVE HER AN OSCAR DAMNIT). Has loads of Emmys, a Grammy for This Is a Recording (killer title, Lil), and a Tony for The Search of Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe.
  4. 4.
    Julie Andrews
    SOMEBODY GIVE THIS LIVING LEGEND A TONY, DAMNIT.
  5. 5.
    Cher
    Needs a Tony which is just SO SO doable, girl. Has an Emmy (for a tour special which counts - girl's gotta eat!), a Grammy, and an Oscar for Moonstruck (❤️).
  6. 6.
    Cynthia Nixon
    Has an Emmy (small role in a little show from the 90s-00s), a Grammy, and a Tony. Underrated for SO LONG as being the "Miranda" of the group used to sound like a dis but upon reaching adulthood I think we get that being the Miranda is the HIGHEST HONOR.
  7. 7.
    Cyndi Lauper
    Needs a Oscar. Has an Emmy for a Mad About You guest spot, Grammys, and a Tony for Kinky Boots. COME ON CYNDI.
  8. 8.
    Kate Winslet
    Needs a Tony. Has an Emmy for Mildred Pierce, an Oscar for The Reader, and a Grammy for Listen to the Storyteller. I've forgiven her since she basically murdered Jack by not sliding over and sharing that floating door, so I'd like Kate to win it.
  9. 9.
    Elton John
    Needs an Emmy. Has tons of Grammys, an Oscar for "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" (greatest Disney song of all time), and a Tony for Aida.
  10. 10.
    Stephen Sondheim
    Needs an Emmy. Has 8 Grammys, 1 Oscar, 8 Tonys.
  11. 11.
    Randy Newman
    Needs a Tony. Has two Emmys, six Grammys, and two Oscars. Get it together, Randy, this just feels more like you haven't gotten around to it and EVERYBODY LOVES AN EGOT give us what we want.
  12. 12.
    Andrew Lloyd Webber
    Composer extraordinaire, just needs an Emmy.
  13. 13.
    Matt Stone & Trey Parker
    Need an Oscar. Have Emmys (South Park), a Grammy (Book of Mormon soundtrack), and a Tony (Book of Mormon, obviously).
  14. 14.
    Marc Shaiman
    I feel bad it looks like I'm not pulling for the composers but that's the way it goes when you're behind the scenes, I guess. Needs an Oscar, and has been nominated for many. Plus, he's from Jersey, so come on Marc lets get after it.
  15. 15.
    Alan Menken
    Just needs an Emmy. Big fan but not that bought into this tbh. Still, I mean, go get it pal.
  16. 16.
    Al Pacino
    Needs a Grammy. I just feel like Al is destined to stay a 75%-er which is obviously no joke but is also not an EGOT. Has two Emmys, an Oscar, and two Tonys.
  17. 17.
    Martin Scorsese
    Needs a Tony and you know what? I think ol Marty's up for it. Leo could be in it. Nay...Leo WILL be in it.
  18. 18.
    Tim Rice
    See "Andrew Lloyd Webber."
  19. 19.
    Jeremy Irons
    Needs a Grammy. I'm not cheering AGAINST a possible EGOT but I'll sleep at night if he doesn't win it.
  20. 20.
    Geoffrey Rush
    Just like Al Pacino, needs a Grammy and I gotta be honest I don't see this going down.