TOM HAVERFORD'S FOOD NAMES

Maybe my favorite scene of the entire series from my favorite episode ("Soulmates") of the series - when it first ran, I died laughing and replayed it about 8 times. Finding out @Alex has never seen this episode was one of the more disappointing moments of our friendship.
  1. Apps
    Appetizers
  2. Zerts
    Desserts
  3. Tré-Trés
    Entrées
  4. Sammies, Sanduzzles, or Adam Sandlers
    Sandwiches
  5. Cool Blasterz (with a Z, I don't know where that came from)
    Air conditioners
  6. Big Ole Cookies
    Cakes
  7. Long Ass Rice
    Noodles
  8. Fry Fry Chicky-Chick
    Fried Chicken
  9. Chicky-Chicky Parm Parm
    Chicken Parm
  10. Chicky Catch
    Chicken Cacciatore
  11. Pre-birds, or Future Birds
    Eggs
  12. Super Water
    Root Beer
  13. Bean Blankies
    Tortillas
  14. Food Rakes
    Forks
  15. Go-Go Mobile
    Car.