None of that classy shit. The definitive ranking to end all rankings.
  1. Chicken
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    Fuck yeah, this is basically the Meryl Streep of noodles. Classy, elegant, and hasn't won enough Oscars.
  2. Beef
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    When you need to mix things up a little. Also when you have filet mignon taste with a dollar store budget.
  3. Orienta.....what the fuck?
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    Racist as shit.
  4. Chili?!
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    Full disclosure, never had it. But at this point just pour hot sauce on the beef flavor.
  5. Picante beef?
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    See above description. Has anyone ever seen it in the wild?
  6. Shrimp
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    NOPE. NO. NEVER. DIE.
  7. IMPOSTER
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    You've given up on life and need a new therapist.