My Weekend Without a Roommate
Things I did while home alone for 48 hours.
- •Ate grocery store sushi with my bare hands.
- •Made a french press in my underwear.
- •Peed with the door open.
- •Fell asleep during Weekend Update.
- •Made my bed. Because I respect myself.
- •Completed four unnecessary kitchen projects.
- •Connected my alarm to the stereo so I could wake up to Bey's "Hold Up" in surround sound.