Constant Thoughts While 9 Months Pregnant

  1. Is that a contraction? Every little ache and pain, every time. And no, it's not.
  2. Do I remember what it's like to be comfortable? No, no I do not.
  3. Should I repack the hospital bags? Amazon is suggesting I order peri pads. What is that and do I need it?
  4. Just how painful is labor? And what does expect a LOT of bleeding really mean?
  5. When can I go back to the gym?
  6. Names, names, names. I really need to settle on names.
  7. Is that a contraction? Nope.