THINGS THAT LOOK BETTER ON INSTAGRAM

  1. Weird, smelly antique stores.
  2. Selected items from your suitcase, organized with serial killer like precision and photographed from directly above.
  3. A picture of you taken from across the street, standing alone in front of a wall covered in ivy.
  4. Captions that use weird punctuation and have no real meaning, for example: •nothing quite like the fall•
  5. Captions that are just those random emojis at the back of the emoji library, which also mean nothing: ⬛️◽️◾️▫️▪️⬜️◼️
  6. Your drink/ice cream cone/burger/etc. held directly out in front of you.
  7. A selfie of just part of your face, head turned at completely unnatural angle.