WORDS/PHRASES I WOULD USE IF WRITING A "GIRL YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH" SKETCH
Looking at you, Cecily Strong. Most of these are actual things I've overheard real people saying. Will continue to update as I come in contact with new silly people.
- •We watched those people get departed.My friend actually said this in a discussion about immigration, intending to say "deported."
- •Then we had a visual.Same friend. Same conversation. She meant "vigil."
- •Maintain the status flow.I laugh every time I read this one.
- •CoppicerCop and officer.
- •LasterdayLast night and yesterday.
- •AutomediatelyAutomatically and immediately.
- •Color-coordinizedColor-coordinated and organized.