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He still types like there's T9 Word on his phone while trying to be hip.
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    I'm clearly the favorite.
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    Still trying to figure out why he thinks food from Moes Southwest Grill is good.
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    "What up B" means "what's up bitch?" He's been saying this to me since I was 11. Out of love, of course.
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Beverly doesn't hold anything back.
  1. "My knee now makes a squishing sound whenever I walk around. Is that normal?"
  2. "I got my hearing aids at Costco."
  3. "Gays are only together for economic reasons."
  4. "Will you still be skinny when I see you at Christmas? Or fat again like last year?"
I take a lot of screen shots. Sometimes to make fun of people with other people, sometimes to remember, sometimes to post on social media, sometimes on accident.
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    I downloaded Bumble because my friend told me to. I took a screen shot of this guy who we always said was a douche bag.
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    My friends and I got drunk and played never have I ever. I took a screen shot of this because this actually happened. Who the fuck has sex in a cornfield!? I do.
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    I've gotten in to the habit of taking ugly screen shots of my sister on snapchat. I'm making a slide show of them to play at her wedding shower.
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