THINGS MY GRANDMA HAS SAID DURING HER VISIT

Beverly doesn't hold anything back.
  1. "My knee now makes a squishing sound whenever I walk around. Is that normal?"
  2. "I got my hearing aids at Costco."
  3. "Gays are only together for economic reasons."
  4. "Will you still be skinny when I see you at Christmas? Or fat again like last year?"