How my niece does business.

To put the conversation in context, she is 5 years old and I just wanted a foot massage.
  1. Me: Emma, rub my feet.
  2. Emma: *starts to pinch and scratch my feet*
  3. Me: Ow! That hurts, squeeze instead.
  4. Emma: Hit me with a Jackson.
  5. Me: What...?
  6. Emma: Hit. Me. With. A. Jackson.
  7. Me: Sorry, I don't know what a "Jackson" is...
  8. Emma: GIMME 20 BUCKS!
  9. And now I am dead from laughter 😂😂😂
    As she skips off and proceeds to solicit "Jacksons" from family members that aren't completely broke.