i passed on a stock image of a flying squirrel.
  1. Static
    this is a toilet in a public elementary school on the upper west side. can i get arrested for typing that?
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    y'all. how was this safe??!?
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    "perhaps," i thought, "i have a bright future as a food photographer!" no exciting career news yet but stay tuuuned.
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    i took this SeLFiE in a bathroom with cool outer space-type lighting at a gay bar in bed-stuy. after putting the image through several filters, it looked like i had skin disease. did not post.
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    a turtle! teehee!