5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

i passed on a stock image of a flying squirrel.
  1. this is a toilet in a public elementary school on the upper west side. can i get arrested for typing that?
  2. y'all. how was this safe??!?
  3. "perhaps," i thought, "i have a bright future as a food photographer!" no exciting career news yet but stay tuuuned.
  4. i took this SeLFiE in a bathroom with cool outer space-type lighting at a gay bar in bed-stuy. after putting the image through several filters, it looked like i had skin disease. did not post.
  5. a turtle! teehee!