INSANE THINGS I'VE LIED ABOUT

it's time to come clean
  1. "I'M 1/4 JAPANESE."
    i'm just white. :(
  2. "MY MIDDLE NAME IS LI."
    it helped with the japanese thing.
  3. "I WAS BORN IN MONTREAL."
    i lived in the same house in florida for 18 years and thought i was the most boring person in the world for it.
  4. "MY BIRTHDAY IS MAY 9TH."
    most people lie about the year but i pushed the date back 6 days so i could share a birthday with the lead singer of simple plan.
  5. "I OWN A TELEPORTATION DEVICE."
    okay, this one was in, like, kindergarten and tbh everyone else is in the wrong for believing me.