INSANE THINGS I'VE LIED ABOUT
it's time to come clean
- •"I'M 1/4 JAPANESE."i'm just white. :(
- •"MY MIDDLE NAME IS LI."it helped with the japanese thing.
- •"I WAS BORN IN MONTREAL."i lived in the same house in florida for 18 years and thought i was the most boring person in the world for it.
- •"MY BIRTHDAY IS MAY 9TH."most people lie about the year but i pushed the date back 6 days so i could share a birthday with the lead singer of simple plan.
- •"I OWN A TELEPORTATION DEVICE."okay, this one was in, like, kindergarten and tbh everyone else is in the wrong for believing me.