IPHONE NOTES

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  1. SEND UTOPIA TO PHILLIP
  2. HOSTESS AT AIRPORT TGIFRIDAYS
  3. "YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY FARTING."
  4. "SHE COULDN'T DECIDE TO PUNISH US OR LET US IN."
  5. PAT SASS
  6. "REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE THE HERO OF A STORY NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER LIVED."
  7. I 22 S 38 F 12 P 22
  8. FAR FROM THE TREE & USHIO SHINOHARA