MEMORABLE QUESTIONS I'VE BEEN ASKED RECENTLY IN PEDIATRIC GENETICS CLINIC.

Kids ask the darnedest things.
  1. So are you like...in high school?
  2. Do you eat chromosomes for breakfast?
  3. Do you know what a poop bubble is?
  4. How many boyfriends do you have?
  5. Is Dr.________ your boyfriend?
  6. Are you allowed drinking beer sometimes?
  7. Are you wearing a bra?
  8. Are you a pretend doctor or a real doctor?
  9. Can you just be quiet now?