1. My roommate was like download tinder
  2. So I did
  3. And then I got put on swipe probation because I swiped right too many times and tinder was like "Kate..have standards..take 12 hours off and then you can come back and swipe right some more"
  4. Anyways I saw a boy who had a picture with bj Novak
  5. I was like "wtf"
  6. Swiped right on this boy bc I wanted to hear about how he met bj
  7. Was expecting boy to also swipe right so we would match and I could ask him
  8. He apparently did not find me intriguing enough
  9. We did not match
  10. Now I'll never know