SONGS I WOULD USE TO SCORE THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

  1. Everybody Wants to Rule the World - by Tears for Fears
    The voters: "I can't stand this indecision married with a lack of vision"
  2. I Can't Make You Love Me - Bonnie Raitt
    I know SNL already made this joke, but still. Hillary and also most GOP candidates: "I can't make you love me if you don't, I can't make your heart feel something that it won't."
  3. The Logical Song - Supertramp
    Bernie: "Watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, Liberal, fanatical, criminal. Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable. "
  4. Frankly Mr. Shankly - the Smiths
    Trump: "Fame, fame, fatal fame can play dangerous tricks on the brain, but I'd rather be famous than righteous or holy, any day, any day, any day"
  5. Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
    All of the candidates: "Don't stop me now, Cus I'm having a good time and I don't want to stop at all"
  6. Something's Coming - from West Side Story
    Idealistic Americans: "I got a feeling there's a miracle too, gonna come true, coming to me"
  7. I want you (she's so heavy) - the Beatles
    Bernie supporters: "I want you, I want you so bad it's driving me mad.....she's so...heavy"
  8. Fix You - Coldplay
    Every candidate who has dropped out: "When you try your best but you don't succeed"
  9. Get it Right - Glee Cast (Lea Michele)
    Every respectable candidate who has dropped out: "What have I done? I wish I could run, Away from this ship going under, Just trying to help, Hurt everyone else, Now I feel the weight of the world is on my shoulders. What can you do when your good isn’t good enough And all that you touch tumbles down"
  10. I'm Not That Girl - from Wicked
    Carly Fiorina: "Golden hair with a gentle curl, that's the girl you chose, and heaven knows, I'm not that girl."
  11. Iscariot - Walk the Moon
    The GOP: "All that we did...you undo, iscariot, you fool!"
  12. No Son of Mine - Genesis
    Jeb Bush: "He sat me down to talk to me, he looked me straight in the eyes and said: You're no son, you're no son of mine, You walked out, you left us behind and you're no son, no son of mine"
  13. Olive and an Arrow - Nick Jonas and the Administration
    The American people: "We've never been into honesty, but promise me you'll let me know when you're lying"
  14. Fighter - Christina Aguilera
    Bernie: "Makes me work a little bit harder, It makes me that much wiser, So thanks for making me a fighter"
  15. The Winner Takes It All - Abba
    The losers: "The judges will decide, The likes of me abide, Spectators of the show, Always staying low, The game is on again, A lover or a friend A big thing or a small, The winner takes it all"