WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Kindergarten: teacher
  2. 3rd grade: astronaut
  3. 7th grade: political scientist (why. why. why. What is that even?!)
  4. 9th through freshman year of college: a doctor. Of course.
  5. Second semester freshman year: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA FUUUUUCKK
  6. Sophomore year to the first year after graduation: research scientist in basic science
  7. 2012: DEFINITELY NOT A BASIC RESEARCHER
  8. 2013 to now: i don't care as long as i'm happy. Happy is a career right?