WHY WE NEED TO STOP THE "SLOUCH BEANIE"

If you have to ask if it's appropriate to be wearing a beanie, then it probably isn't.
  1. Because when I'm trying to find my friend at a bar, everyone looks like the icy tower avatar
  2. Because, guys, your hair is beautiful.
  3. Because nobody asked for a hipster yarmulke
  4. Because girls from Great Neck should never be wearing Supreme. Not ever.
  5. Because even dogs are wearing them.