WHY WE NEED TO STOP THE "SLOUCH BEANIE"
If you have to ask if it's appropriate to be wearing a beanie, then it probably isn't.
- •Because when I'm trying to find my friend at a bar, everyone looks like the icy tower avatar
- •Because, guys, your hair is beautiful.
- •Because nobody asked for a hipster yarmulke
- •Because girls from Great Neck should never be wearing Supreme. Not ever.
- •Because even dogs are wearing them.