THINGS I AM DOING WHILE STRESSING OUT ABOUT THE CUBS GAME

  1. Barely eating my dinner
  2. Picking at my nail polish
  3. Cursing
  4. Screaming
  5. Reassuring my dog that he's a good boy after said screaming
  6. Drinking beer
  7. Pacing
  8. Pulling at my hair
  9. Standing in the corner of my kitchen trying to breathe
  10. Texting my family of fellow Cubs fans
  11. Trying to express to my husband that his attempts at cleaning right now are making me even more anxious
  12. Constantly refreshing twitter
  13. Berating the announcers
  14. Telling myself that this is only one game