THINGS I HAVE DONE WHILE TRYING TO BUY STAR WARS TICKETS

  1. Opened no less than fourteen tabs in Chrome
  2. Consumed wine
  3. Snuggled my puppy in my office chair
  4. Frantically texted my husband
  5. Watched one horror movie
  6. ...and am now partially through another
  7. Checked work email
  8. Tried to solve the NYT crossword
  9. Constantly refreshed Twitter
  10. Anxiously applied Chapstick far too kften
  11. ...
  12. Made my husband go to the movie theater in person and buy them!!!