WAYS IN WHICH I NEED TO BE AN ADULT THIS WEEKEND

But I have done nothing tonight except drink beer, nap, eat Russell Stover chocolates, and watch Sex and the City.
  1. Do laundry
  2. Give my puppy a haircut
  3. Buy more vitamins
  4. Make new math centers for my class
  5. Do some exercise for once
  6. Make up the guest room bed
  7. Take down Halloween decorations
  8. Catch up on sleep
  9. Attend a baby shower
    Which actually also includes being social.
  10. Restock the fridge with healthy foods
  11. Act like a 29 year old and not a 12 year old still subsisting on leftover Halloween candy