THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT RENTAL INSPECTIONS

  1. You have a near stranger prodding around your home without your presence
  2. The mad meticulous dash you take to make the house look presentable
  3. You always have to dust the ceiling fans
  4. The sickening amount of sleep deprivation in lead up to your judgement day
  5. It's like a long walk up to the gallows approaching your apartment after the Gordon Ramsey of the Real Estate world has come through and marked your living quarters
  6. Wondering if your house smells bad
  7. The paranoia he/ she will tell others the shame in which you live in
  8. Trying to remember if you flushed the toilet before you left home.
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