WHAT OVER-ACHIEVERS BRING TO EXAMS

Anything could happen in an hour and a half. Better not risk that multiple choice exam. Here's what you need to bring to hang with the over-achievers.
  1. 1.
    Four perfectly sharpened #2 pencils, each spaced 1/2 inch apart
    Those suckers can be unreliable. You can never have too many backups.
  2. 2.
    Three pink pearl erasers
    See caption for item #1
  3. 3.
    A calculator
    It's a psychology exam, but hey. Gotta be prepared for anything.
  4. 4.
    A protractor
    For looking at a problem from a new angle
  5. 5.
    A Swiss Army knife
    It has a knife, scissors, a nail file, and that spiral-y metal thing. (Screwdriver? Wine bottle opener?) either way, an absolute exam necessity
  6. 6.
    Camelbak Water Pack
    Gotta stay hydrated
  7. 7.
    A week's worth of rations
    Gotta stay nourished