REASONS I BELIEVE I'M A SUPERHERO
All completely true, because compulsive liars believe they're own lies
- •My turds wipe themselves on the way out.
- •I have a t.v. On my forehead and can breathe through my ears.
- •I once walked on water, it was a spilled bottle on concrete, none the less, it happened!
- •Every woman I've met falls in love with me, she just doesn't know it.