REASONS I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED

  1. It's so soft
  2. I've got the blankets arranged in just the right way
  3. My cocoon is warm and the house is cold
  4. If I get up I have to go to work
    I like work, just not today
  5. Picking out an outfit is for the birds
  6. I'll have to deal with traffic
  7. Staying in bed seems like a better idea