REASONS I SWIPED LEFT ON TINDER

  1. He looks like he might be scared of gay people
  2. All of his pictures are of his motorcycle
  3. He's so good looking that I assume he will also swipe left
  4. Every picture is a group
  5. No words
  6. I know him IRL
  7. Our connections are people whose judgement I don't trust
  8. Shirtless selfie in a dirty mirror
  9. 'Work hard, play hard'