The Men of Gilmore Girls, Ranked

This is a totally subjective list, but all of my opinions are right.
  1. Max Medina
    Max Medina is perfect. He's got a great jaw. He did the work to get Lorelai, he always took interest in her interests, he understood (& contributed) to her pop culture references, was charming, funny, & proposed with 1000 yellow daisies because Lorelai wanted him to. He's a teacher, which was super sexy, and he totally respected Rory's wishes and played it cool around her even though he was dating her mom. He wore leather & argyle like nobody's business. Max Medina is my dream man & I miss him
  2. "Guest starring Jon Hamm"
    Loves David Bowie, wine, & he's a pilot. These are the top 3 things I look for in a man. Cons: his name is Peyton & he lives in The Bubble (being boring but extremely hot, much like his counterpart Dr. Drew, played by Jon Hamm)
  3. Dave Rygalski
    I shouldn't even have to explain myself on this one. Dave was the best thing to ever happen to Lane/us as an audience. The only good thing about Dave mysteriously leaving this show was that it meant Adam Brody was moving on to play an even more beloved character: Seth Cohen
  4. Morey
    He is the man all men should aspire to be, honestly.
  5. Christopher
    Spent most of my GG watching experience wishing Lorelai & Chris would get together for real. I feel like they both grew up enough to be good together, and Chris gets her more than any other guy on the show.
  6. The troubadour
    Consistent, reliable, can hold a pretty decent tune
  7. Jess
    The first time I watched Gilmore Girls, I was so hot for Jess & I thought he was the dreamiest boyfriend a girl could have. Second time through I realized he kinda took after his Uncle Luke the Douche(more on that later). Still, he's a bad boy, he reads, and Milo Ventimiglia has partial paralysis which is mysterious and sexy. Bonus points to season 6 Jess who really tried to get it together
  8. Paris' boyfriend Jamie
    Jamie kicked ass and deserves an award for his patience and persistence with The Paris.
  9. Luke
    Pros: hot when he wears the backwards hat, curmudgeonly in a hot dad way, has a hot nephew, & he's driven enough to own a restaurant I guess. Cons: when Lorelai takes him outside to see the snow & he's a total dick about it, he's a pretty sub par business owner (mostly cuz he's a dick to a majority of his customers), when he doesn't wear the hat he looks pretty freaky, he doesn't like or support anything Lorelai likes, he's always picking a fight, he's stubborn, he's just kinda a dick in general
  10. Logan
    Logan was/is so boring to me. I honestly have nothing to say about him. I don't even remember anything about him, besides his leather jacket and his rude dad. Also he's rich, and he ran an umbrella cult of some sort.
  11. Kirk
    Can we also talk about Kirk's weird body?
  12. Michel
    The way Michel acts at work is the way I wish I could act at work but I'm too scared of getting fired.
  13. Taylor Doose
    Taylor Doose is a great character. I hate him.
  14. Dean
    DEAN SUCKS.