HOW TO GET ON MY BAD SIDE

  1. Say the phrase "those who can't do teach"
    I respect teachers more than almost anything and you can't convince me they are anything less than saints
  2. Yell at me for any reason
    I will take it personally
  3. Explain something to me in a condescending tone
    I will not listen to you or absorb any of the information
  4. Be more than 5 minutes late
    It makes me nervous and I will assume you're dead
  5. Cut me off in traffic
    We are all have places to be thats why we are driving. You are not special
  6. Tell me how to do my job
    I'm pretty sure a trained monkey can bag your groceries I really don't need your help