I Never ____ on the First Try
Alternative title: I struggle with everyday tasks
- •Have even eyelinerI have shaky hands
- •Make it into the trash canEvery trash can is a basketball hoop and I am terrible at basketball. Big believer in rebounds.
- •Guess the timeMy internal clock is broken
- •Wake up with my alarmI never used the snooze button until about a year ago but ever since then I haven't been able to stop using it.
- •Pronounce an item on the menu correctlyItalian restaurants are a nightmare for me and I feel terrible for whatever server that has to try to decipher my incoherent attempt at ordering.
- •Remember your nameDon't take it personally
- •Spell anything rightExamples of words I have to look up: tomorrow, Wednesday, necessary, field, ect.
- •Send an emailDrafts are a blessing. Same concept applies to posting lists.
- •Type in my passwordIts the same thing. I haven't changed it and I use it for everything. For some reason I still can't type it correctly.
- •Clip out of my bike with new pedals. 🚲I always look like a fool falling over sideways in slow motion. 😔Suggested by @aminam
- •Choose the right key from my keychainThere are two keys.Suggested by @lizabeth
- •Give advice on parentingWaited until I had 3 kids before I started giving parenting tips, and hopefully only when I'm asked for said adviceSuggested by @victorious