Possible Titles for my Dog's Biography

Someone needs to write a book about Fluffy
  1. Identity Crisis: life with 3 different names
  2. The Fluffier the Fur the Closer to God
  3. Separation Anxiety and other Deep Rooted Psychological Issues
  4. Im not Fat Im just Fluffy
  5. Not Just Bark also Bite
  6. Food Comes From the Floor and Other Theories
  7. Always Mark Your Territory
  8. Napping All Day and Sleeping All Night
  9. Barking at Trees: the misadventures of a mostly blind dog