Why Glasses Can Be the Worst

I have a love/hate relationship with my glasses and on days like today it veers towards hate
  1. When its raining and you cant see
  2. The lack of peripheral vision
    Its super cool to peer over your glasses but the effect is sort of lost when you can't focus on what you're glaring at. Also makes convincing side eye impossible.
  3. When you try to drink something hot
  4. The number of people who ask how many fingers theyre holding up
    The most annoying questions for anyone who wears glasses
  5. The people who ask to try them on
    And then comment on how blind you are
  6. They block your makeup
    What a waste of effort