- •do I wear my damp robe/ towel in bed? Every guy I have ever dated is thoroughly confused/disgusted by this
- •do Europeans squish their cheek on your cheek when greeting you? I don't know you - I don't know where your face has been. Brb I have to go wash my face.
- •do I add a million things to my online shopping cart with no intention of purchasing any of it?
- •do I openly talk to strangers about my latest (unexpected) Brazilian wax experience?
- •do my Birkenstocks smell so bad?