BAD FLIGHT SCORECARD

the flight I'm writing this on currently scores a 6; all time worst is a 10
  1. +1 delayed
  2. +1 spilled drink on yourself
  3. +1 middle seat
  4. +1 crying child
  5. +1 barking dog
  6. +2 person leans seat back in front of you
  7. +2 unwanted male attention
  8. +2 line at bathroom
  9. +2 bad inflight movies
    @aircanada calling you out here
  10. +2 odorous seat mate
  11. +2 loud chatty friends
    added point if in the same row, 2 points anywhere else
  12. +3 trapped in window seat when you have to pee
  13. +3 bags lost