MOST MILQUETOAST XOJANE IT HAPPENED TO ME TITLES

XO Jane's It Happened To Me section is TOTALLY my guilty pleasure. partially because they're interesting but partially for the weird ones that somehow get published even tho they're really dull/weird
  1. IHTM: I Fainted During Dog Surgery During My First Job at a Veterinary Hospital
  2. IHTM: My Mom Convinced Me To Go with Her to an Insane Clown Posse Concert
    I've been to the symphony with my mom but no ICP shows
  3. IHTM: I Was Hospitalized for Eating Hallucinogenic Flowers From a Public Tree
    this reminds me of that scene in Parks and Rec where a woman complains that she made sun tea from the water in a park and got an infection
  4. IHTM: I Accidentally Got Sent to Drug Rehab Instead of Fat Camp
  5. IHTM: I Graduated From a Women-Only DJ Academy and All I Got Was This Confidence Boost
  6. IHTM: I Got Addicted To Chocolate And Gave It Up for 12 Years
  7. IHTM: I Hired A Dog Psychic
  8. IHTM: I Wore A B.O. Feeling Dress To An Important Professional Event
  9. IHTM: I Got Divorced 8 Months After My Fairytale Wedding
    the subtitle is "as I sipped on my glass of champagne, I knew it was all a sham"