THINGS I HAVE BEEN OFFERED ON THE STREET IN SOUTHEAST ASIA IN THE PAST WEEK

mostly by someone on a motorbike, mostly moments before getting hit by a motorbike
  1. sunglasses
  2. cocaine
  3. cool life tour
  4. water
  5. sunglasses again
  6. foot rub
  7. back rub
  8. facial massaging
  9. pretty girl necklace
  10. one dollar noodle
  11. shoe shine for my converse
  12. some more sunglasses
  13. mar-we-wan-uh
  14. pineapple
  15. Motherfucking Sunglasses