WHAT I'VE LEARNED SO FAR IN MY PRE-COLLEGE SEX DRUGS & ALCOHOL COURSE

  1. hook up culture is bad
  2. so is the software that hosts this course
  3. only 8% of people have more than 5 sexual partners in college
  4. only 8% of people (estimated) got though this online course without refreshing the page 90 times when it froze up