Things I Do Instead Of Working, When I Really Should Be Getting Sh*t Done

  1. Check Twitter.
  2. Send someone a link to an article that I found while checking Twitter.
  3. Check Instagram.
  4. Check @list.
  5. Think about what I'm going to eat.
  6. Read Yelp reviews of places to go for lunch.
  7. Look for recipes to make for dinner.
  8. Check yesterday's list of things to do.
  9. Make a new list of all the things I have to do.
  10. Complain to someone or something about all of the things I have to do.
  11. Check @list.
  12. Make a note for myself about a list I want to write later.
  13. Decide which Spotify playlist to listen to when I finally decide to start doing the things I need to do.
  14. Make a new Spotify playlist because I realize I don't have any to match my mood.
  15. Make a note to myself to make a list of songs on my Spotify playlist for Getting Sh*t Done.
  16. Check Twitter.