THINGS THAT WOKE ME UP THIS MORNING

  1. My mom's alarm clock going off
  2. My mom walking in heels on our wooden floor
  3. The sudden change in temperature. Last night it was 80 and muggy. Now it's 55 outside.
  4. My asshole neighbors yelling and swearing outside my window and throwing metal and wood around in their garage.
  5. Me blasting my stereo out the window to drown them out and to slightly piss them off.