JOBS I WOULD RATHER HAVE

  1. Photojournalist
    Duh
  2. Baby animal handler
    Duh
  3. Food critic
    But I would have a hard time if I really didn't like the thing
  4. Interior decorator
    Feng shui bitch
  5. Google Earth driver
    If I had a license
  6. Netflix summary writer
    They're just so awful I feel like I could do better
  7. Florist