JOBS I DAYDREAM ABOUT

I am told by pretty much everyone I talk to about how great my job is. Not sure why I keep daydreaming about doing something else.
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    πŸ‘œ Hotel bellhop
    Did this in college and loved every minute. Meeting people in a structured setting, tips, substantial but not grueling physical labour, spiffy uniform, this job has it all for me.
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    🚚 Food truck operator
    I guess I am a hipster after all.
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    ⛡️ Professional sailor
    Too bad I lack and experience on a boat larger than 14 ft. In length. But I will kill it in dinghy racing.
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    🌽 Food farmer
    Farming wine is about so much more than farming. I dream about making food because a potato is a potato and I could stop obsessing about my goddamn "brand".
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    πŸ’Ύ Computer programmer
    Preferably a LAMP stack programmer since that is my jam. I would be a super badass programmer who doesn't play by the rules. Too bad no ones wants to hire one of those.
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    🚣 Canoe camping outfitter/guide
    Combines my loves of outdoor gear and excellent hospitality
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    ⛺️ Park ranger
    What I would actually end up doing in place of being a guide since it involves less unstructured interaction with people