1. INNER JOIN to a MAX value, I can do
  2. LEFT JOIN to the MAX child, I am new at this
  3. The first 20 parse errors were to be expected
  4. The next 50 were mildly frustrating
  5. I hit a stationary object in the parking lot after giving up on you at the office
  6. Turns out all I needed was a fucking mini pecan pie and a 5 minute break
  7. And all is magically solved
  8. Dear code, I >love you
  9. Even the parts that don't make sense work out somehow mysteriously
  10. But unlike people once they are set they run forever and ever, duplicating the same mysterious logic until the end of time
  11. Building bridges and scaffolding in the sky somewhere
  12. Running quietly and humbly without supervision