OPEN QUESTIONS ABOUT LIST APP

Explanations gladly accepted. I am not muy intelligente.
  1. Should I do something about not being Jewish?
    I am OK with it but I am worried I am not fitting in well
  2. Will @shinyunicorn ever be my friend?
    Damn it Sarah I know you IRL what must I do?!? I am broken without you.
  3. Does the fact that I associate list following with friendship signal a profound misunderstanding of the human condition on my part?
    Probably
  4. Do I need a therapist?
    The cool kids have them apparently
  5. Now that the profile pictures get big, how will I hide my shame?