Instead of taking the time to make an Instagram feed of my own I am going to create a catalogue of Instagram archetypes which will obviate the need to take actual photos.
  1. Go to the Jazz Age lawn party on Governor's Island
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  2. Own pets
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  3. Visit my neighbour Babylonstoren. A giant selfie garden with a winery attached.
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  4. Make toast
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  5. Sign up for Tough Mudders
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