THINGS PEOPLE DO PRIMARILY TO GENERATE INSTAGRAMS ➕

Instead of taking the time to make an Instagram feed of my own I am going to create a catalogue of Instagram archetypes which will obviate the need to take actual photos.
  1. Go to the Jazz Age lawn party on Governor's Island
  2. Own pets
  3. Visit my neighbour Babylonstoren. A giant selfie garden with a winery attached.
  4. Make toast
  5. Sign up for Tough Mudders