REASONS I MADE IT THROUGH MY 8 HOUR DRIVE HOME FROM NYC

  1. Two Mountain Dew Kickstarts
  2. 6 pieces of Trident Layers Swedish Fish flavor gum
  3. Coming up the the term "chain chewing" (see above)
  4. An entire box of Tic-Tacs
  5. Criminal and Undisclosed podcasts
  6. My Serial snapchat podcast parody with @emilyfraser33 called "Cereal"
  7. The fact that I split the drive and napped for half of it