5 TIMES I WANTED TO THROW A PIE IN SOMEONE'S FACE

  1. 1.
    When my step-mother told me she hated the glasses I used to wear, when I've had the same glasses for years.
  2. 2.
    When my dad read my article for the first time, and said, "All I see are typos."
  3. 3.
    When a boy broke up with me because I'm, "very unattractive and homely"
  4. 4.
    When my grandmother told me I should cheat on my boyfriend and date other guys.
  5. 5.
    When a boy I used to date told me that Kurt Cobain was a whiny bitch, and had no artistic talent.
    He said this to offend me, he listened to Nirvana recreationally. I just knew.