WHY MY LIFE SHOULD BE A SITCOM
Among other things.
- •So tonight my boyfriend and I went to a Mexican restaurant for dinner.
- •We then proceeded to get into a disagreement.*I don't even remember what the disagreement was about.
- •However, every time I tried to talk to him a random mariachi band started playing.
- •So finally we decided to sit there until the musicians had finished.
- •Once I was 100% sure they were done, I opened my mouth to speak...
- •And the mariachi band walks over to us and starts playing to just the two of us.
- •At this point my face is a bright shade of red.
- •Finally, the band finishes and I raise my arms to clap...
- •And I knock my water on the lead singer of the mariachi band.
- •That, my friends, is why my life should be a sitcom.