Allow Me to Listroduceâ„¢ Myself

What up, punks? 😉
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    My name is Katie and I look like this.
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    I'm a television junkie.
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    Literature addict.
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    Collector of fictitious soulmates.
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    Spewer of fluent sarcasm.
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    Educator of teenage humans.
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    I like my coffee like I like my men: strong, pretty, and appreciated by my mother.